Math Jokes

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Since math is considered a difficult subject, most people have a lot of misunderstanding of its concepts &amp; procedures. Math jokes essentially highlight these misunderstandings.

Expand (a + b)2

(a      +       b)2

Prove that 3 = 4


 * 1) a + b = c.
 * 2) Therefore 4a &minus; 3a + 4b &minus; 3b = 4c &minus; 3c
 * 3) Therefore 4a + 4b &minus; 4c = 3a + 3b &minus; 3c.
 * 4) Therefore 4(a + b &minus; c) = 3(a + b &minus; c)
 * 5) Therefore 4 = 3

Math/ Language Interface

There is a fine line dividing the numerator and the denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

In my Grade 2 class, some students think that only 0, 4, 6, 8 &amp; 9 are whole numbers. Do you know why?

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Geometry

Q: What is the difference between a Diameter and a Radius? A: A Radius.

Why did 7 eat 9? Doctor asked him to eat 3 square meals.

How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner. It is 90 degrees there!

Why is the math book so sad? Because it has got a lot of problems.

Why can&rsquo;t whole numbers stand &pi;? Because it goes on and on

Trigonometry



Calculations



Chachi

If MAMA&rsquo;s wife is MAMI, who is CHACHA&rsquo;s wife?

Let CHACHA&rsquo;s wife be x. Then



Cancelling MAM from numerator &amp; denominator &amp; A from both sides we get



Cross-multiplying we get x = CHACHI

Math Logic

Nothing is better than Heaven

Ham Sandwich is better than nothing.

Hence Ham Sandwich is better than Heaven

Miscellaneous

The old joke goes that the world can be divided into three kinds of people – those who can count and those who can’t.

The volume of a pizza with radius “z” and Height “a”, will be PI * z * z * a.

22nd February 2022 is written as 22-2-22 & hence can be called a “two’s day” and it happens to fall on a Tuesday!

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