Math Jokes

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Since math is considered a difficult subject, most people have a lot of misunderstanding of its concepts &amp; procedures. Math jokes essentially highlight these misunderstandings.

Expand (a + b)^2

(a    +    b )^2

Prove that 3 = 4

Math/ Language Interface
 * 1) a + b = c.
 * 2) Therefore 4a &minus; 3a + 4b &minus; 3b = 4c &minus; 3c
 * 3) Therefore 4a + 4b &minus; 4c = 3a + 3b &minus; 3c.
 * 4) Therefore 4(a + b &minus; c) = 3(a + b &minus; c)
 * 5) Therefore 4 = 3

There is a fine line dividing the numerator and the denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

In my Grade 2 class, some students think that only 0, 4, 6, 8 &amp; 9 are whole numbers. Do you know why?

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why did 7 eat 9? Doctor asked him to eat 3 square meals.

How do you keep warm in a cold room? You go to the corner. It is 90 degrees there!

Why is the math book so sad? Because it has got a lot of problems.

Why can&rsquo;t whole numbers stand &pi; ? Because it goes on and on

Trigonometry

=six (cancelling n from numerator &amp; denominator)

Calculations

=4 (cancelling 6 from numerator &amp; denominator)

Chachi

If MAMA&rsquo;s wife is MAMI, who is CHACHA&rsquo;s wife?

Let CHACHA&rsquo;s wife be x. Then

 =

Cancelling MAM from numerator &amp; denominator &amp; A from both sides we get

=

Cross-multiplying we get x = CHACHI

Math Logic

Nothing is better than Heaven

Ham Sandwich is better than nothing.

Hence Ham Sandwich is better than Heaven

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